**JOKER FIVE SPEED GOES OUT WITH A BANG**

New York has had its share of great rock bands, and great shows. Bands that have shook this city since the 70's, thru the 80's and while the 90's almost put this town to sleep, (Toilet Boys & DGeneration excluded) the new millenium saw NYC enter a rebirth of classic rock n roll energy.

Some great bands, and incredible music surfaced right here over the last 6 years. And above them all, standing like legends, was the 4 headed beast known as JOKER FIVE SPEED. They seemed to come out of nowhere, resurrecting a rock scene from ashes, & here to rock your ass like a one nite stand. After half a decade of sex, drugs and rock n roll, they called it quits, leaving hundreds of rock lovers wondering if they would ever call..
And call they did.

On April 11th, 2006 one of the greatest bands in recent NYC rock history came out to say Goodbye at Irving Plaza, opening for Buckcherry, the recently disbanded JFS decided to regroup one last time.

Only Joker Five Speed could play the biggest show of their career AFTER they broke up. "Cooler Than You" for sure. I flew in for this show, which makes it my 2nd cross country trip to see these guys rock out.

All of the faces were there, the bands, the fans, and a FUCK LOAD of Buckcherry earlybirds wondering what the hell was going on.

And then it happend...
Like a suckerpunch from a tattooed junkie they blazed thru their set of absoulte hits.
1. So Bored
2. Too Far Gone
3. Take Me Home
4. Shotgun
5. Jet Set City
6. Dirty Power
7. Destination: Meltdown
8. Do It (Again)

Fitting, as this was also serving as a celebration of the release of "ROCK N ROLL IS A MOTHERFUCKER", the JFS greatest hits album (Perris Records).

These guys were in great form. Sounding like a '68 Camaro crashing into Rolls Royce Limosine, Joker played one of the loudest, meanest, sweat soaked shows of their lives, leaving a trail of ringing ears and breathless women in thier wake. Since the band's explosion onto the NYC rock scene, one word best describes JOKER FIVE SPEED... MORE
More great songs,
More great shows,
More fans
More girls
More albums
More police lights, more stickers, more flyers, more Les Pauls, more Marshall stacks, more ideas, more power, more fun, more blood sweat & tears. Shit, they even have more of their damn LOGO onstage than any other band.( It's no wonder the bands frontman and founder TOR has the
word MORE tattooed thrice on his flesh.)

These guys had it all, from the love of their home city, to the adoration of Hollywood, and plenty of fans across the country...
and then they stopped. They bowed out while still on top, something which may take balls, but leaves alot of fans in dismay.

And even if you were never a fan ( in which case I doubt you made it this far reading...) you at least knew who they were. And that says alot.Most bands in this town die forever unnoticed. Loved only by their girlfriends, never getting a fraction of JOKER's popularity.

They had the guts to create their own dream band inspite of the hipster bullshit plaguing NYC, rally an army of fans, friends and supporters, cross the nation in search of every kid, young and old who wished-to-KISS some fucking band of misfits would come to town and blow the doors off any place that would have them. In their own city, down in the depths of the Lower East Side, they inspred more bands to form than anyone else.
They supported cool new acts, made Three of Cups the RAINBOW of NYC, and lead this town into an era of RAWK that it may never see again...

TOR, SCARLET, ROGER, BRAD, and DAVE I salute you. This town owes you, thanks you, loves you... and now misses you.

-as seen in the NY Waste and written by close fri
end, Blitch

** JFS FAREWELL SHOW TO BE HELD
AT IRVING PLAZA WITH BUCKCHERRY**

The time has come friends. The time has come to say good-bye. Although Joker Five Speed officially called
it quits back in November, the time has finally come to celebrate the passing of a band that was a legend among giants on the New York City rock scene. With
the release of their greatest hits package from Perris Records, "Rock n' Roll Is A Motherfucker" they have decided to go out the only way they know how.....big.

Joker Five Speed
is honored to be opening the night
for their good friends
Buckcherry
Tuesday April 11th
at Irving Plaza


Tickets go on sale this Saturday March 18th at 1pm
http://www.ticketmaster.com/artist/717718

www.myspace.com/jokerfivespeed
www.buckcherry.com

**ROCK N ROLL IS A MOTHERFUCKER**
Rock n' Roll is a Motherfucker, and after years of shows, songs, photos and misplaced memories both good and bad it has all come to this. Perris Records approched the corporate offices of JFS and has asked very nicely if they could put out a ...now get this.... a "Greatest Hits" album. After a flurry of emails, and hours upon hours of fierce negotiations all terms were met and yes, we do mean ALL.

We are proud to announce that Tuesday February 28th 2006 Perris Records will be releasing "ROCK N' ROLL IS A MOTHERFUCKER" a compilation of greatest hits(?) from Joker Five Speed recorded between 2000-2005. This album contains 14 bare knuckle heavy weight Joker Five Speed classics, five of which have never been released on disc until now. There is also a special bonus demo track of one of the last songs written by the band before the higly publicised break up entitled "Dirty Power." A must have for any true rock fan, ROCK N ROL IS A MOTHERFUCKER is proof positive that great rock bands dont fade away they just put out a greatest hits packages.

Look for it in all major retail and online music outlets both domestically and Europe, Seriously.
Perris Records

**EVERY PICTURE IS WORTH A
THOUSAND EXPLETIVES**

There is currently a "career spanning exibition" of Joker Five Speed posters and flyers on display at GigPosters.com. Some of which you used to write down the phone number of the hottie that you were eye balling at the show and then proceeded to lose shortly there after and then there's some you have probably never seen before. Either way its worth checking out. We hope you dig them as much as we dug digging them up.

GigPosters Archive of Joker Five Speed Flyers

**JFS R.I.P**
After ten years with Joker Five Speed and a lifetime of playing music I have decided to retire from the world of rock n roll.

This was not an easy decision to make. I have spent my entire life traveling down this road and chasing this dream. The bottom line is, and this is hard for me to say… I have run out of gas. I have put every ounce of my blood and sweat, heart and soul into Joker Five Speed. I have always loved being on stage and off, I have loved the endless nights, the countless friends, the traveling, the plotting world domination, playing guitar, and most of all, writing and singing. But for too long now I have not and it is time for me to move on. I have reached a point where, as an artist I have been uninspired and for lack of a better term and somewhat ironically…bored.

I refuse to go through the motions for the sake of having the privilage to be able to consider myself a musician. I refuse to fake it on any level. I respect my band mates and the life too much to do that. It would not be fair to them, the people that support us or myself. I have never believed in wasting time. Life is too short to do anything you are not happy doing. Like I said, this was not an easy decision for me to make but one that I felt needed to be made.

I’d like to thank everyone who has ever supported Joker Five Speed over the years and every band myself and the boys were lucky enough to share a stage with. I have given everything I’ve got to this band and have gotten it right back from you.

Of course, I need to thank all of the musicians that have been in Joker Five Speed over the past 10 years. Your time was always valuable to me and I appreciate you believing in my dream.

It is my pleasure to give special thanks to “Anthony,” without whom so many many things would not have been possible. He believed when no one else did. I can not think of the words to thank him enough for everything he has done.

But without a doubt, I need to thank my brothers, Roger, Scarlet, BStone and Brian for everything. You helped me reach goals I never would have set for myself. You helped me grow as a person as well as an artist. We have had good times and not so good times but in hindsight they all put a smile on my face. The bond that we shared as a band is not something that many other bands can attest to. I have loved being a member of one of the best gangs to ever have come out of New York City. With you guys by my side I have always felt unstoppable. I am very proud of everything we have done, and very greatful that I got to do those things with you. Humbly and from the bottom of my heart….thank you.

I, however am not saddened by this turn of events. Instead, I am excited for the future. I am excited at the thought of being excited again. I have no idea what I will do next but I know that it will be something that allows me to express myself. Whether that be film, fashion, photography or arms dealing. I feel that I have more to offer the world than just Rock. I guess on some level I feel as though I have conquered this part of my life to the best of my ability and now it is time to take on something else and conquer it. For those of you who know me, you know I am not one to sit still. I’m sure you’ll be hearing from me soon enough. Thank you once again.

Yours,
TOR
Modern Day Renaissance man in Training

**Classic Rock for the Future**
Grab yourself a copy of the July issue of Classic Rock
Magazine
. This UK rag not only saw fit to put Motley
Crue on the cover but also ran a sweet review on our
album, "Under the Influence of Rock n Roll". They
also understand the importance of a good photo, so
they ran one of those of us too.


**WHAT A WASTE**
Joker Five Speed were caught on tape saying a few things they probably shouldn't have and taking pictures they wish they could have bought there way out of. Check it out in this months NY Waste for all the dirt. Drummer man, Roger Benton on the cover.

**THE REVIEWS ARE IN**
The first review of the new JOKER FIVE SPEED album UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ROCK N ROLL is posted here at sugarbuzzmagazine.com check it out then go to our merch page and give us yer money.

**IN THE BACKYARD**
The truth is stranger than fiction. Last week our very own TOR was seen on stage singing with the Backyard Babies during their encore of "Look At You" at their solo show at North Six in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. If you want more details email him at Tor@JokerFiveSpeed.com